dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

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memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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vhyung:

why can’t I have a twin brother who is a member of my favorite group but suddenly he get’s sick and I need to take up his place and dress up as him and keep that as a secret. but every member would find out and fall for me
why can’t my life be like this

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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